DinosaurzardDinosaurzard— the dino that never went extinct because he forgot to sleep through bear markets
Legend says Dinosaurzard survived the comet, a bear market, and three halvings simply by queueing on Boop.fun the whole time. He wears a jacket with round patches so he doesn't get lost among round coins, and those spikes on his back? Not armor — they're RSI indicators.
About the Dino
Dinosaurzard is a marble-skinned cutie with a long neck and a tiny wisdom-spoon instead of a tongue. He feeds on green candles and nests in cold wallets. If you hear "chik-chik," he's adding your meme to favorites.
- Rare skill: side-walking like a crab during sideways markets.
- Favorite combo: CTRL+C to copy the CA and CTRL+BUY.
- Worst nightmare: "Layer 2"—he only has one tail.
Tribe Perks
- ✔Zero taxes, transparent launch.
- ✔LP with anti-extinction vibes.
- ✔Community events: "Night at the Memeseum".
- ✔Sticker pack & mini-games in progress.
Yes, we have HODL-stones. We throw them at FUD.
Tokenomics
Supply
1,000,000,000 DINO — that's how many bones are in our skeleton.
Taxes
Buy/Sell: 0%. Dinosaurzard doesn't take tips — he prefers love.
LP
"No-extinction" philosophy. We like living liquidity, not fossils.
Flock Gallery
Roadmap
Q1 — Hatching
Launch the meme-egg, ship the site, teach Dinosaurzard to say "rrr/rrr" whenever charts go up.
Q2 — The Flock
Stickers, first fan art, a meme trailer, and cozy community nights.
Q3 — Playthings
Mini-game "Run, Dinosaurzard, Run!", giveaways, and a penguin collab.
Q4 — Park of Memosaurs
Merch, IRL meetups, and a "Night at the Crypto Museum".
FAQ
- Is this a Tezos coin? It's Dinosaurzard — chain-agnostic vibes; memes first, always.
- CEX when? If a CEX loves dinosaurs, we're open to it.
- When moon? As soon as Dinosaurzard's neck reaches it.
Questions? DM us on X — faster than the dinos went extinct.